The Oh SOOOO Silly WillyNilly!!

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dicksoclock:

oh god so earlier today my dad and i came back from grocery shopping and we were putting everything away and he pulls a box of my tampons out of the bag and turns to me and says 

“where do these go?”

and there was kind of this awkward moment of silence before i went “…my vagina”

and then he kind of just fell over and nearly cried

and was like “WHICH CUPBOARD ASDGHJ”

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sagarnaga:

how wonderful is it that we laugh because our bodies cannot contain the joy 

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katelynpossible:

never trust anyone who can bite an ice cream without flinching that shit’s not natural

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tears-in-the-tardis:

sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’

but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’

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oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

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deceptiboobies:

“no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room

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anglosexualsunited:

i like where this man’s priorities lie

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